that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse
God, some parents are assholes
This one guy’s texting me at 10:30 pm to babysit their kid TOMORROW FUCKING EVENING (thanks for the advanced heads up, DOUCHEBAG), while I’m trying to go the FUCK to sleep, and when he finally says, “I’ll give you more details tomorrow” I’m just like sure, okay, just let me sleep
And he texts AGAIN at 11:30, when I’m ALMOST asleep, to say “sorry for texting so late, you’ll be here at this time”
And I’m just like uuuUUUUUGH
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Reminder that Eddie Izzard is not cis male and openly identifies as trans, I see that getting erased and forgotten a lot.
Reminder that there’s a huge difference between transgendered and transvestite. He likes to wear dresses and heels and make up, he doesn’t identify as a woman.
Eddie Izzard actively uses the word transgender as an identifier for themselves. Transvestite is indeed part of their identity but it is very important not to erase their identity as transgender as well.
Eddie Izzard does not identify “fully” as female but that does not change anything.
I am so happy right now omg, the existence of older non-binary trans people in the spotlight is so so so so validating. And I loved Eddie Izzard so much as it is! This is a wonderful day.
Armin when the Colossal Titan attacked
Armin when he was eating during training
Armin when eren “died”