last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
Takes approximately one million full-body selfies for an exercise update
Decides to do it when I’m wearing make up or something because really, my selfie game WEAK
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
being bisexual does NOT mean we’re attracted to only 2 genders. it means we’re currently coping with massive ammounts of unbridled lust for american vice-president Joe Biden. save us
the only thing that can save me is an injection of HOT VICE PRESIDENTIAL COCK
uuuuuuuuggggh hello yes i am alive
"you’ll stop liking someone just because they agreed with something transphobic?"
coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
Always remember that women who call themselves feminists will be accused so many times of being man-haters, but when a man kills women just for being women, he is called mentally unwell, and a madman rather than a woman-hater or misogynist.