okay time to try to sleep
i’m gonna be miserable tomorrow
it hasn’t come back out yet so i can’t kill it
i’m so tired
but i can’t sleep with that in my room i CAN’T
so now i’m like, okay, time to fucking scrub my bedroom clean at twelve am because i am not dealing with this bullshit
but on the other hand
what if it jumps out at me
WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE
today has been way too fucking long and way too fucking disappointing
im not going to go to sleep
i am never going to be able to go to sleep for the rest of my life oh my god
reindeers are better than people
sven, would you say that i’m riiiiiight?
mY SISTER JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE JAW
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I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
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oh my god tell me I am not about to burst into tears in my sister’s car on the way to dinner
it’s 80F outside
and i am bundled under a duvet AND a comforter
it is too damn cold in this goddamn house
uuuugh periods are the WORST
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