Friday, July 25, 2014

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Supermodel Andreja Pejić gives Laverne Cox a shout out while officially coming out as a transgender woman. x

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Takes approximately one million full-body selfies for an exercise update

Decides to do it when I’m wearing make up or something because really, my selfie game WEAK

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

divinedorothy:

brotagonist:

being bisexual does NOT mean we’re attracted to only 2 genders. it means we’re currently coping with massive ammounts of unbridled lust for american vice-president Joe Biden. save us

the only thing that can save me is an injection of HOT VICE PRESIDENTIAL COCK

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

esudese:

marchcouldbedarker:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

vaporwave from beyond the grave


vaporgrave

esudese:

marchcouldbedarker:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

vaporwave from beyond the grave

vaporgrave

pfennings:

"you’ll stop liking someone just because they agreed with something transphobic?"

absolutely

Saturday, July 12, 2014

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: pmd2)

Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

cutebabe:

alimarko:

Always remember that women who call themselves feminists will be accused so many times of being man-haters, but when a man kills women just for being women, he is called mentally unwell, and a madman rather than a woman-hater or misogynist. 

FUCK

stalkingyermom:

newton-geiszlers-vagina:

actual dialogue

im FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW