Thursday, July 31, 2014

okay time to try to sleep

i’m gonna be miserable tomorrow

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

it hasn’t come back out yet so i can’t kill it

i’m so tired

but i can’t sleep with that in my room i CAN’T

so now i’m like, okay, time to fucking scrub my bedroom clean at twelve am because i am not dealing with this bullshit

but on the other hand

what if it jumps out at me

WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE

today has been way too fucking long and way too fucking disappointing

im not going to go to sleep

i am never going to be able to go to sleep for the rest of my life oh my god

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

oh my god tell me I am not about to burst into tears in my sister’s car on the way to dinner

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

it’s 80F outside

and i am bundled under a duvet AND a comforter

it is too damn cold in this goddamn house

divinedorothy:

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

Hello I’m a woman living in Westeros, could somebody PLEASE help me FIND MY PUBES

(Source: baebees)

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"